Lydia Encyclopidia

Five small superpowers

zanopticon:

I would very much like to have:

1. the ability to sleep comfortably and soundly while sitting or standing, even in public

2. parking spot detecting sense

3. ability to wear nail polish for more than 24 hours without chipping it (this may not sound like much but trust, it would change me.)

4. knowledge of when fun drunk! turns into dramatic, sad drunk, ability to stop just before that happens

5. command + f in the real world

When the radioactive useful-spider bites you, please capture it and give it to me, too.