Lydia Encyclopidia

25 Descriptions of the Strange Beast that Won the Westminster Dog Show

  • Sentient hairball
  • Fur-ruffled Roomba
  • Quadrupedal wiglet
  • Alien footstool
  • Tribble
  • Lovable lint trap
  • Living mullet
  • 4-year-old pompom
  • 12-pound dustmop
  • Fuzzy slipper with a tongue
  • Little furball
  • Hirsute jellyfish
  • Waddling hair bush
  • Snub-nosed dust mote
  • Carrot Top’s head in a neutral color palette
  • Insanely delicious
  • Impossibly inbred spawn of wolves
  • Cousin Itt’s pet
  • Maribou satchet
  • Animated wigstand
  • The tangled hair wad in the garbage can after your girlfriend cleans her hairbrush? If that thing sprouted legs.
  • Shiny-eyed cotton ball
  • Slobbering frizz beast
  • Crotch-sniffing tuffet
  • Placid Pekingese

(Source: Gawker)

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