25 Descriptions of the Strange Beast that Won the Westminster Dog Show

Sentient hairball
Fur-ruffled Roomba
Quadrupedal wiglet
Alien footstool
Tribble
Lovable lint trap
Living mullet
4-year-old pompom
12-pound dustmop
Fuzzy slipper with a tongue
Little furball
Hirsute jellyfish
Waddling hair bush
Snub-nosed dust mote
Carrot Top’s head in a neutral color palette
Insanely delicious
Impossibly inbred spawn of wolves
Cousin Itt’s pet
Maribou satchet
Animated wigstand
The tangled hair wad in the garbage can after your girlfriend cleans her hairbrush? If that thing sprouted legs.
Shiny-eyed cotton ball
Slobbering frizz beast
Crotch-sniffing tuffet
Placid Pekingese

(Source: Gawker)

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