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Skrillex?
kellyoxford:
I love the half shaved head on Madonna’s baby, but calling it ‘The Skrillex’ is kinda 100% mental and annoying. Half shaved head has been around since I was a kid and that was a long time ago (As I was reminded last night when I didn’t realize David Guetta Feat. Akon meant Akon did ALL the singing) In the 4th grade my hair was totally short on...
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Dear Internet Writers
“And then, as I was approaching that place, which had been so important to me in my teenaged years, that song, which had also been so important to me in my teenaged years, started to play on the radio, and I felt [comforted/distraught/like the entire globe had spun around exactly once/fucked up/ready for the rest of my life/etc./etc./ad nauseam” is NOT a satisfying end to a very long...
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25 Descriptions of the Strange Beast that Won the...
Sentient hairball
Fur-ruffled Roomba
Quadrupedal wiglet
Alien footstool
Tribble
Lovable lint trap
Living mullet
4-year-old pompom
12-pound dustmop
Fuzzy slipper with a tongue
Little furball
Hirsute jellyfish
Waddling hair bush
Snub-nosed dust mote
Carrot Top’s head in a neutral color palette
Insanely delicious
Impossibly inbred spawn of wolves
Cousin Itt’s pet
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Small Tragedies
Caramelizing an onion for use on a collard & ricotta white pizza; unable to smell onion caramelizing due to stuffiness.
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rookiemag:
“After the Kipsigis tribe of British...
“When you have men and women together in combat, I think men have emotions when...”
– GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum • Suggesting, to TODAY’s Ann Curry, that women should not serve on the front lines of military combat. He was careful to qualify his statement, saying that he didn’t believe women themselves were incapable of such combat, but that men in the unit would feel...
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